Some Dankage

About Us

Meet our team of the dankest riders. These dedicated riders compete across the globe and bring passion, power, and teamwork to every race.

Rider 1

Elliot

A meticulous rider with a love for marginal gains, Elliot brings his scientific edge to the road. He brews his own custom wax concoctions for chain maintenance, carefully balancing hydrocarbons like a true lab wizard. Whether he's dropping watts or boiling beakers, Elliot knows that performance is all about the right formula. He loves a sprint finish almost as much as he loves a well-balanced chemical equation—precise, powerful, and just a little bit volatile.

Rider 2

Ollie

Built for the mountains—light, efficient, and punching out W/kg numbers that make the rest of the group reconsider their gearing choices. Throw a sustained double-digit gradient climb into a ride and he won’t just survive it—he’ll attack it, smiling all the way. Everesting is just another casual Sunday. Ironman triathlon? Just another excuse for a holiday. His ideal ride involves high elevation gain, a few snacks in the jersey pockets, and long descents to enjoy the freedom of speed.

Rider 3

Shawn

A rider on the rise—each month stronger, faster, and hungrier for more. He’s been pushing some serious watts lately, and it’s starting to show in race results. He's not one to sit in at the back of the pack, often setting the pace at the front, but that fearless energy is exactly what makes him one to watch. With every race, he’s learning, pushing, and closing the gap. The legs are coming. The race smarts are catching up. And when it all clicks, watch out.